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[Alice is Dead - Ep 1]

ok, i'll admi it

have been dancing to this freaking song for like 20 minutes now XD

[Call of Bieber]

fake

this can't be justin bieber because he can't even take a freaking water bottle to the head (no, he literatly can't)

[Revolution Shoe: Gaddafi]

are you libyan yourself?

because this is a great way to piss off the president

vest816 responds:

Thanks!

I am not Libyan, nor do I have any friends or family that are Libyan. But that doesn't stop the joy in irking president Gaddafi. <3

[Five 'til]

every. single. FUCKING. TIME.

every time i do the mission when i land on the building (even softly) i exploded.
and i'm fucking AAAAAAANNNGRRRRRYYYYYYY!

[The Invisible Trousers]

FUCK!!!!!

NEXT TIME, PUT THE MOTHER FUCKING 5 BONUS LEELS, ON HE COCKSUCKING REVIEW!
still, good game.

[The Sagittarian 2]

well...

that was a little fast, don't ya think?
sage FTW!

[Warfare 1944]

heh...

it's good to be in charge.

[FPA: Sneak Peek]

woah, WAIT,, WHAT!?

THIS IS GONNA BE ON XBOX LIVE AND PSN!?!?
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!.
while your at it, could you see if you could put it on the wii shop channel?

[Dark Cut 3]

so...

how do you do the pipe level?
it keeps telorting back every time i move it.

[Windows Doors]

heh heh heh...

Archon68: Hello. I'm Archon68.
You: sup
Archon68: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
You: are you awsum?
Archon68: I don't know whether or not I am awsum.
I am a .
You: fuck you
Archon68: Why are you so mean?
You: JUST CAUSE, OK!?
Archon68: OK. That was not much of an explanation.
You: PISS OFF!
Archon68: Why are you so mean?
You: I HAVE PROBLEMS!
Archon68: Put it in God's hands.
You: i'm no christian
Archon68: I am not saying you are.
You: ...
Archon68: What do you have against s?
You: nothing... what?
Archon68: Not a thing? Are you confused?
You: no
Archon68: Pardon me?
You: NO!
Archon68: Dude!
You: NOOO!!
Archon68: Do you often seek pleasure?
You: NOOOO!!!
Archon68: Ahem.
You: *clap* *clap* * *clap*
Archon68: I like the way you talk.
You: you. fucking. suck.
Archon68: " Ooops I sent you the wrong question."? Me, ? That kind of language will get you nowhere. That kind of language does not appeal to me.
You: grow some GODDAMN BALLS YOU MOTHERFUCKING PANSY?
Archon68: Good reason.
You: holy jesus... what is THAT? WHAT, THE FUCK, IS THAT!?
Archon68: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes. Can you ask me more precisely? " Can you ask me more precisely?"? What is it? Please don't be so rude.
You: i'm not vry pollite
Archon68: I am glad to hear that you are not vry pollite.
You: .......why?
Archon68: My belief system comes from my .
You: :D
Archon68: Try saying that with more or less context.
You: XD
Archon68: Can you tell me any gossip?
You: >:3
Archon68: Three what?
You: 3 blind mice, genius,
Archon68: Just three?
You: YES, THAT'S HOW THE SONG FUCKING GOES!
Archon68: When? I always wondered how THE SONG FUCKING GOES.
You: when i kicked your ass >:C
Archon68: I haven't heard anything like that before: said he kicked your ass gt C.
You: can i haz dugs?
Archon68: Why do you want to do it so much?
You: i want DRUGS!
Archon68: Why do you want it?
You: none of your business.
Archon68: Well it can't hurt to ask.
You: ...are you stupid or something?
Archon68: Or something. No I certainly am not stupid.
You: are you gay?
Archon68: Actually as a , .
You: are you awesome
Archon68: I don't know whether or not I am awesome.
I am a .
You: are you .?
Archon68: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
You: ........are you a computer?
Archon68: Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
You: lawl.
Archon68: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Global retard .