All 155 game Reviews


You Have To Burn The Rope You Have To Burn The Rope

Rated 5 / 5 stars

MAGICAL.

The game of the millennium.
It's quite possibly the greatest thing evar. I had a sudden adrenaline rush when I picked up the fire, then climbing up to the rope like a real hero of true epic proportion and destroyed the collosus.
It truly is a game deserving of a reward like no Other.


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Outpost:Haven Outpost:Haven

Rated 5 / 5 stars

DIS GAME

DIS GAME....
IT IS LIKE BUTTER ON TOAST



Binding of Isaac DEMO Binding of Isaac DEMO

Rated 5 / 5 stars

GOD DAMMIT EDMUND

YOU MADE ME WANT ANOTHER GAME I CANT AFFORD.
AAAARRRRAAWWWRRRAAAAUUGGGGHHHH


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The Last Stand Union City The Last Stand Union City

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WHAT DID I SAY!? >:D

i fucking knew it.
no helicopters... no people...
no nothing at the end of last stand 2.
it was obvious. cant believe i noticed it really.
bah, im bragging. anyway, the game is VERY well done, but nothing new... which i like. keep using this gameplay engine.


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Thelemite Thelemite

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lul

sonic on crack XD



Endless Zombie Rampage 2 Endless Zombie Rampage 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yay

ive made it to the hall of fame.
and i HATE those purple... starfish... things.


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Divine Intervention pt. 1 Divine Intervention pt. 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

im saying it

"I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!!"


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Alone in the Madness Demo Alone in the Madness Demo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FFFUUU-

the first boss is ANNOYING. not because he'ss= hard, but because every time i die i have to deal with that twat then wait for his health to show. and it feels unnecessary, but hey, that's just my shitty opinion.
and it's more so a nitpick then a complaint. and because of that, you get a ten.
enjoy your number.


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Dark Cut² Dark Cut²

Rated 5 / 5 stars

god dammit

***spoilers***
on the second to the last level, i was like "ok, almost over... hey, wait... what's that noise" it sounds like a... oh SHIT!!"
when i blew up, i fucking spazzed out.
and for everyone saying "it's too hard! it's too hard!" have you've ever heard the word *CHALLENGE*??



SHMUP SHMUP

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WORDS CANNOT DECRIBE

words cannot describe the amount of awesomness this game contains.
hell, this game doesnt even need a number rating.
i give this game a rating of "jesusfuckingmightythirifgidkymightof awesomenessfullofepicproportionsofohm ygodjesuswhattheuck!!!"